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Seeking Reason to Time Travel (San Antonio)
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Date: 2009-04-15, 12:20PM CDT
I am a scientist and an Oprah-hater. Her proclivity to bestow audience members with gifts is revolting. I detest her fake generosity. Therefore, I have created a time machine to "one-up" her by not only wrecking numerous previous shows, but creating many history changes of my own.
Because I am truly a selfless and generous person, I am opening up my travels to do my own good deeds for those who desire. If you have something in your past you would like to be modified, please email me and I will do my best. First name, location, approximate time, and brief details of the incident are required. Charge is $28, I will appear next to you shortly after you send your email and you can pay me then.
Questions welcome. Please understand this is not a joke.
: Location: San Antonio
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And you don't have to pay until Houdini appears...
I'll let ya know when he appears....assuming you don't disappear after he does.