They've installed a new voice mail system at my office.
I know that's exciting news.
I think the company may be trying to tell me something, although I'm not quite sure how to interpret it.
When someone calls my voicemail extension they get connected...to the elevator.
I'm not kidding.
This is a slightly edited version of what callers hear.
I suppose I'll be an optimist and assume my career is headed up.
Then again, it does depend on your viewpoint.