Saturday, July 17, 2004

Martha My Dear

Martha Stewart's going to prison. Phew! The world is a safer place don't you think?

I couldn't give a flip about Martha Stewart, but I'm certainly relieved that crime is under control to such a point now and we can spend millions of dollars to prosecute people who lie to investigators by saying they're innocent.

If the government wants to prosecute people for lying at least we won't have to spend a lot of money on travel for investigators...taxpayers can probably simply donate a few old mirrors.

On the other hand, I might be in favor of locking up a few Martha Stewart fanatics. Have you checked out I especially like the "post a prayer" feature. It's oh so tempting.