Friday, August 29, 2003


It didn't take long for Arnold Schwartzenegger to start acting like a politician.

When confronted with the insipid, raunchy, hormone-driven remarks from a 1977 interview Arnold came up with this brilliant piece of spin:

"I have no memory of any of the articles I did 20 or 30 years ago."

If it's any consolation, I hear he's already fired his Director of Public Relations:

Maybe I'm weird, but I have never thought less of someone for telling me the truth.

Arnold was 29 in 1977. A jock. Being interviewed by a porn magazine.

If I were his Director of Public Relations I would have let him say much the same thing, I would only have added a few words.

" I wish I had no memory of any articles I did 20 or 30 years ago, but I do remember making those stupid remarks. Thank God for the wisdom that comes with age. I ask for forgiveness for being young and stupid. I assure you I am no longer either."